Friday, April 27, 2007

HURHUR!

The Paparazzi Resource Committee (PRC) proudly presents,
not only scandals from njc,
but also SCANDALS
from our friendly neighbour,
HWA CHONG!
=D
hurhur!

our main scandalous 07s24 gal todae is...
KAI LING!
with her wonderful
casanovic smile!
the smile that attracts... ^^


(i bet she wun be smiling after this post ..)




a mysterious guy!
ahhh, he's too mesmerised by KAI ling to see that
someone has clicked on him!
can anyone spot something bright there?!
><
sok ah sok,
of all the places u can be.
u chose to disrupt the powerful electricity between the two.
tsk tsk.



but guess what?
the mysterious guy must have been electrocuted by the
powerful electricity emitted by KAI ling's EYES.
here's ANOTHER victim..





poor guy.
he must be wondering how to please kailing,
while she's plotting how to fry him..
bless his soul.



for which guy KAI ling will target next,
stay tuned!


this shows that
WHERE EVER U ARE
BEWARE!
we are EVERYWHERE :D




[[KUDOS to the affiliate team,Hwachong Paparazzi Correspondence, on supplying the scandalous yet WONDERFUL photos =D ]]

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Peeps peep !

Desmond is taken.

But nevertheless, it doesn't stop others from stealing a glance or two at him in school.

Here are some visual examples:

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Lao Sai looking at Bai Sai in a secretive way, hoping that no one will notice but HEY ! we ARE the paparazzi ! and Big Brother is WATCHING ! heh heh heh

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Yes yes, we know you love to peep at him.

We get the point alright.

***

However, NOT everyone approves of peeping at Desmond. Through a number of sessions at the Peep Rehabiliation Centre ( PRC AGAIN !), Sijia has kicked away the habit of peeping at him.

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She is able to turn away from Desmond and stay aloof, resisting Desmond's charms despite sitting just beside him.

The sessions at PRC do help after all.

=d

Zhongjia HEART Joson

The root of our dear Zhongjia's emotional woes has revealed himself !

Our dedicated and efficient Paparazzi Resource Committee (PRC) has taken great pains to track him down so that we all can get to recognise him in school.

Ladies and Gentlemen,


*drumroll*


May i present to you......














JOSON.









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The above picture shows both of them totally engulfed in a world of their own, with Audrey thinking of Joson ( who was just beside her ) and Joeson thinking of ???.

( hopefully its Audrey so that we can add ANOTHER true scandal to our diverse portfolio. If you get what we mean heh )

Joson has proven himself to be an accomplished cello player like Audrey, totally capable and worthy of Audrey's undying love and dedication.


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Audrey, sitting at the far end of the table, could not help but peep at her Joson secretly, at the same time cursing her bad luck for not being able to sit opposite or beside him.




Now that we can recognise Joson, we should not hesitate to capture the short-lived but memorable moments of Audrey being with Joson with our camera phones so that when Audrey feels like satisfying her insatiable longing for Joson, she can always type 07s24-paparazzi.blogspot.com in her browser to gawk or drool at his picture.


So i plead to all to help Audrey and send in more of their photos to us, the paparazzi team!
=D

Thursday, April 12, 2007

this is wad happens when wife ignores the husband...

wad is YAN jia doing?
Why is she hugging the wall,
when she can hug DESMOND teo instead?



After days of tailing DESMOND teo,
we found out WHY his wife has become so..
poor thing.


DESMOND teo and JASON?
now we know DES goes for OLDER men.



holy mama.
the two DESMONDS gays.
so SWEET,
yet it looks so..
wrong.



MORAL of the story:
GALS, WATCH OUT!
this is wad happens when u ignore your husband!

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Girl Power !

In the city of MUGville, the monster TU-TO-RIA-LS has awaken from its 1000 year old slumber, raging havoc and pandemonium on the city relentlessly.

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(The TU-TO-RIA-LS Monster.... Its oversized mutated brain is due to over exposure to the radioactive element Tutorialium)

The citizens of MUGville has battled and fought back TU-TO-RIA-LS courageouly, shedding tears and blood along the way.

But no matter what they do, they are still unable to subdue the terrible monster.

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( Citizens of NJville strikes back! And died. )

However, one man believes that with his efforts, he can alleviate the sufferings of the citizens of MUGville and perhaps even end the reign of terror of TU-TO-RIA-LS for ETERNITY !

He is none other than Professor Urinium

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(Professor Urinium)

After days of and nights of relentless researching, he finally came up with an idea, a creation that promises to break the very shackles of the citizens of NJville...

What exactly is the powerful creation ?!

Hint: Its in the form of a team of three female superheroes !

Isit this ?

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Or this ?

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Well...

Its neither.

Introducing to you the Currypuff Gals !

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From extreme left we have : Bottoms, Break-wind and last but not least Belly-Button !

(The picture above shows the Currypuff Gals discussing and brainstorming intentively on how to battle the monster TU-TO-RIA-LS and save the city of MUGville )

Made of Mice, Ice and everything Spice, they are CUTE, COOL and erm HOT at the same time !

They are the Female Heroes of Tomorrow and they ooze SPICE APPEAL !

* sizzles *

And most of all, they offer a glimpse of hope for the long suffered citizens and victims of MUGville !

Desmond the Demon !

While we are collecting visual evidences and compiling various information on Audrey's scandals, we managed to UNEARTH some other shocking pictures of Desmond from our database. showing his infidelity...

Looks like other than S&Y ( Sok and Yanjia lah...not Sange and Yasha you DOTA freaks ! ), other girls also want to have their own slice of the pie ( read shit )...

Here are some of the evidences :

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After a tiff with Yan Zhen, Desmond could still afford a smile while Yanzhen was clearly not happy at the sight of the approaching S&Y, who were determined to get their Desmond back.

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Desmond decided that being with one girl at one time is too inefficient and he decided to MULTI-TASK ! heh heh

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Im sure Jason wouldn't mind..after all he is rather occupied with his SINGHUI now horrr..
( Damnnit..scandalizing myself sux..grr )

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Yan Jia looking lonely, defeated and confused... The pout on her face tells all... nuf said.
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Sok showing her growing impatience towards Desmond's erm unfaithfulness and complaining to her JIE MEIs about her husband's affairs to let off some steam.

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Yanjia on the other hand, decided to seek a professional counsellor's help to aid her in managing and solving her emotional woes as she was rather afraid of ending up like Audrey.

However, we did notice that the counsellor bears some resemblance to her husband...

The birth of a new scandal ?

Or is it simply an innocent counselling session ?

Only time will tell....

+++

It seems like the Love TRIANGLE has expanded to a SQUARE, a PENTAGON, aHEXAGON and who knows perhaps eventually, it may become a CIRCLE !

*gasps in horror *

One thing is for sure.

Desmond's Charms will be his ultimate downfall !

=p

HOW DO AUDREY LIVE WITHOUT JOSEENNNN..WE WANT TO KNOW.....~

Audrey has been getting rather occupied with thoughts of JOSEN lately and she, not wanting us to worry too much about her, has spent considerable efforts to hide her angst and emotional woes from us.

But, we being the NOTORIOUSLY OBSERVANT paparazzi, still managed to caught up with
her and we would like to extend our heartfelt concern to her by raising everyone's awareness to the seriousness of her emotional plight.

Many a times, when plagued with matters of the heart, people breakdown, their tears fell, and their fragile hearts broken.

Audrey is no exception. Lets take a look at what she went through:

From this:

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( pic taken at 5/4/2007 at Pepper Lunch Express Takashimaya)

To this:

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( pic taken in school at 9/4/2007 )

And finally a glimpse of the camera-shy Audrey in action :



( vid taken in school at 9/4/2007 )

...

The Ills of the heart are not be to underestimated.

Let us all provide our dear Audrey with moral and emotional support to tide her through her darkest times, shall we ?

Audrey Jiayou worrr ! No matter what, we will always be at your side and the paparazzi will always be behind you all the way (taking scandalous photos of you with Josen)

=)

Saturday, April 7, 2007

Hooray!

YAYS!
look at them jump!
they must be very happy to see a brand new scandal again!
(AUDrey & KAI ling)



tsk tsk.
Sok ah Sok,
you can't even stand 3 posts to get another scandal again.
her former scandal with DESMOND teo aka WHITE shit
hasn't even died down YET.
and she decides to fool with another DESmond!
*dramatic GASP *


recently DESmond khor has been feeling depressed..
but SOKhwei was so SWEET,
to stay by his side..
where is SINGhui when you need her!



but i guess DESmond teo [white shit] doesn't seem to
be too sad about his loss.
bCOS,
there's YANjia [ cang ying!] just beside him!
he doesn't dare to fool around beside her..
later at home his ears will get pulled,
and will have to sleep in the living room.
if u ppl get wad i mean.

[[FYI: all 3 of the pics above have been taken on 24 march.]]

Thursday, April 5, 2007

WE're BACK =)

Busy busy busy.
The 07s24 paparazzi team had a short commercial break,
taking the chance to compile more SCANDALOUS photos!
We know u guys miss us,
so let's hear from the next scandal.
It seems others have been complaining these two aren't
getting the attention they're suppose to.
So lets SCANDALISE them, shall we? =D


Our two LOVELY 07s24 lesbians :

KAI ling & SI jia !
They seem to be enjoying this.


HOLY COW!
This shouldn't be done out in the open.
SOMEONE should remind them there's a toilet somewhere..


[[FYI: this two pics were taken during the class BBQ on 24 march]]